It’s a Great Time….share out

Congratulations Warriors season ticket holders.  You lost your best player to the Clippers because management was unwilling to pay him 39 million over 3 years.  The future of the franchise after signing a 66 million dollar contract got in a scooter (motorcycle) accident and may never regain his world class speed and quickness.  Our beloved Warrior GM and former Warrior great doesn’t have a contract past this year, and no extension talks are in the works.

Do not fear or doubt, the marketing geniuses in the front office have come up with a way to make up for all of the offseason disappointments, and reward loyal season ticket holders.

The Warriors have sold you out to a time share company.  Your special gift for being a season ticket holder is a $100 or $300 gift card and a free stay in exchange for sitting through a short, the length of an NBA game, presentation!!!! I am especially excited since I can’t imagine not getting junk mail from Shell in the future since once a time share company has your mailing address, you’re boned.

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For those of you considering going, please make an informed decision about this use of your time, here are some handy links.
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Google search on Shell Vacation Rip Off 69,000 results
Shell Vacations @ Pissed Consumer
Rip-off-Report on Shell Vacations
Complaints Board on Shell Vacations